Little League Transcript

Opposing Coach: What are you doing? She can’t pitch!

Charlie: Woahwoah

Mac: Yes she can, yes she can, Dennis. Dennis. 

Charlie: It’s in the bylaws! The [unintelligible] Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. *claps* we’re gonna take the matter to the bylaws. Buddy you gotta read the bylaws. 

Opposing Coach: She [definitely?] can’t pitch!

Charlie: Yes she can. She can. 

Dennis: *running out, presumably holding the bylaws in his hand* [Unintelligible, but due to motioning I think he is telling the umpire to pull out the bylaws] Yeah. If you read the bylaws here, a boy, age 12 [unintelligible (loud car and why is the sunny music blasting bruh)]

Charlie (to umpire): Does that look like a boy? 

Opposing Coach: The is bullshit! It clearly means any child

[More stuff from Dennis I can’t make out]

Charlie (to Opposing Coach): You got a woman you want to pitch?

Opposing Coach: This is. This is crazy. This is crazy! You gotta stop this Kenny (Umpire)

Charlie: Hey hey hey hey

Dennis: Kenny, if you stop it [unintelligible] 

Opposing Coach: Back to the round table? (I think)

[Kenny seems to say something]


[!!THERE IS A REPEAT OF DIALOGUE AFTER THIS!!]


TAKE 1: Charlie: Okay can we play ball or what?

Kenny: [Unintelligible] Ok let’s play ball

Opposing Coach: You’re a bitch, Kenny


TAKE 2: Charlie: Waitwaitwaitwait [unintelligible]. Hey can we play ball or what?

Kenny: [Unintelligible] Ok let’s play ball

Charlie: YEAH let’s play ball!

Opposing Coach: Fuck you, Kenny! Fuck you! I always hated you. 

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